16 Ways To Maintain Insanity

A co-worker handed me this today, after hearing me talk about this site. After reading it, I could not quit laughing about it. In my opinion, these should be common practices for many people just trying to get a little more out of life.

#1: At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

#2: Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

#3: Put your trash can on your desk, and label it your "in box".

#4: Put decaf in the coffee maker at work for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffiene habit, switch to espresso.

#5: Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the Prophecy".

#6: Dont use any punctuation

#7: As often as you possibly can, skip rather than walk.

#8: Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

#9: Sing along at the opera.

#10: Go to a poetry reading and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

#11: Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

#12: Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

#13: Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Hard".

#14: When your money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

#15: When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

#16: Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

The Bunny ;)